What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed

— (via meaty-bicycle)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.

— Unknown (via zubat)

Truth

(via dirty-diamondss)

awwww-cute:

Corgi pup a little to excited about shopping

awwww-cute:

Corgi pup a little to excited about shopping

dicksplit:

Sign language for no bj

dicksplit:

Sign language for no bj

eyeswidekubrick:

brenda is the only queen.

eyeswidekubrick:


brenda is the only queen.

lovrina:

britneyjeanofficial:

christians and gays 

it’s so weird how interchangeable this is

seizethesnapshot:

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

image

Oh my god it’s on my dash again. I love this so cute omg I’m dying 😭😭😭😭😍😍

If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,

— Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via vodkaflavoredkiss)